All I want for christmas...

Santy, won't ya buy me an iPod Nano^tm,
Or an MP3 Walkman^tm, or Creative Zen Micro^tm,
My friends all have podcasts, I need to downlo-ad,
Santee-ee-ee, won't ya buy me an iPod Nano^tm.

Santy, won't ya buy me a Nintendo DS^tm,
Compared to real ones, Nintendogs^tm make less mess,
I know I got XBox^tm, but never-the-less
Santee-ee-ee, won't ya buy me a Nintendo DS^tm.

Santy, won't ya buy me two (blonde) Swedish twins,
I ain't got much history, but I'd get stuck in,
I could ask for triplets (with one just watchin'),
DadSantee-ee-ee, won't ya buy me Swee-ee-dish twins.